Canned Spam is just exactly that...a little bit of everything rolled into one neat and tidy package. When you open it you're never quite sure what you might find, but we do promise that it will be filled with tasty little video morsels of what is going on in our lives. It may not be pretty, or in good taste, or for that matter it may not even smell right, but then again, neither do we. Look for updates on a semi-regular basis, because if I put something here and Terri sees it, and tells me that I made her hair look bad and that she can't believe that I taped her while she was sleeping to prove that yes, she does in fact snore upon occasion, and I have to take that video off of our website immediately or she will hit me again with the big stick she keeps by the front door when I get home, well, let's just say that if you don't check in every once in awhile you might miss something good!
Get QuickTime so you can watch our video's and not miss out on any of the good stuff. Because if you miss something good, then other people will be talking about it and you won't know what's going on and then you'll feel dumb for not knowing and then people will make fun of you and you will feel bad and I can't live knowing that you feel bad just because you didn't get QuickTime. Oh yeah, and it's free, which is a small price to pay for true happiness.
Canned Spam is not to be ingested. It should not be folded, spindled or mutilated. Canned Spam is not for the weak of heart. Pregnant women or women that could become pregnant should not use Canned Spam as it might cause their unborn babies to become agitated and hiccup uncontrollably. Should you get Canned Spam in your eyes, flush with water and antiseptic soap. Call a physician and induce vomitting immediately. Canned Spam has been known to, but not limited to cause bleeding out of the eyes, nausea, extreme dizziness, hair to grow in some places and fall out of others. Canned Spam has been linked to explosive diarrhea in laboratory animals. Do not use Canned Spam when operating or near heavy machinery. Use Canned Spam sparingly as it has also been known to be extremely addictive and when used repeatedly can make you feel like you have a wedgie when you don't actually have one. Do not mix Canned Spam with any flammable materials because that would be, well, really, really bad. If you experience Canned Spam for four or more hours please seek medical attention at your earliest possible convenience as this may cause side effects that are much more unpleasant than any of the ones that we have already mentioned.